Driverless car infected - virus! April 11 2018 Copyright RickOShay
A DV or driverless vehicle careened out of control in Jovian Avenue today and crashed through the foyer of WafflesRUs narrowly missing an elderly passerby before it was eventually shut down by local traffic enforcement. Investigators from the Autonomous Vehicle Online Investigation Dept (AVOID) found that the vehicle was infected by the CH405 vims. The first recorded case so far. A spokes person from VW-GAV said that the vehicle had apparently been infected by the rogue code during a recent visit to a non authorized AV service depot. Mark Upen chief software consultant for AVAV - the anti-virus protection layer built into all on-board vehicle navigation systems, stated that this code could not spread from one vehicle to another and that it was quite safe to continue using DVs. "I certainly hope so!" said Irma Moaner a bystander at the scene of the accident.